How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Best Answer:
Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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I guess the answer is similar to the question “If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper corns, now many pepper corns did peter Piper pick?”
Of course the question is almost always asked improperly
It should be;
Q. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck would chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.